Tuesday 29 October 2013

Can't live without Tech

Hey survivors,

So yesterday, I was doing my homework, when suddenly all the electricity went off. I got so scared, but then I realized my little sister had put a metal comb into the plug socket (don't know why she did it or how she didn't get an electric shock). This was at 5 pm, so I had absolutely nothing to do. I nearly cried. So I missed Some Girls, but I've watched it now so I'm fine. I can't tell you how it ended (because I'm not a spoilsport), but it was good.




Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: You can pay for school, but you can't buy class.

Saturday 26 October 2013

Silence is supposedly golden

Hey gals/guys,

I've got a question to ask you. Can you ever be in total silence? I mean I have been in a place where nobody talks, but you always hear like a humming of electricity in  the background. Apparently, if you were if total silence, it would drive you mad!

I've made a list of some interesting questions (yes, I was bored, I still do have a life)

Would the list of all lists include itself?

Would a barber cut his own hair?

Is a fly without wings a walk?

If guns don't kill people, but people kill people, then doesn't that mean that toasters don't toast toast, but toast toasts toast?

Why does life throw you lemons? Why not strawberries or bananas?

Was I made in China?

How would I look as a Simpson or Futurama character?

Why was the category called short? Why not tall, cool or best?

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day:That awkward moment when you’re in class then your stomach decides to make this dying whale's voice.

Tuesday 22 October 2013

Wanted! (apparently)

Hey!,

So this tale started on a sunny afternoon. The trees were swaying, the birds were singing and a rainbow was painting the sky. More or less. So after trampolining club yesterday, I wanted to go to my classroom to put my P.E kit away, when my friends (they were doing a geography project. They're not saddos who stay after school for no reason) came down saying we weren't allowed in class because it was after 5. Every week, I usually put my kit away with no fuss, so I was a little bit confused, but I listened to them and took my kit home. The next day, I came into class and my face was everywhere on wanted posters! It was hilarious! I was so shocked. The reward for 'finding' me was a Snickers bar (Yay!) My friends said that was why they didn't want me to go to class. So tomorrow, I have to bring my kit to school when I could have just left it in my locker!

That's my life, what's yours? Adios!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
 

Sunday 20 October 2013

Time to reminisce!

Hey!,

As you can see, I have dramatically updated my blog. It needed a lift me up, so I sprinkled my multi-coloured fairy dust and... TAH DAH! Please appreciate it because it took my a lot of effort and frustration.

In this post, I have decided to go over different event in my life that may or may not have shaped me to become the person I am today! Ahem. Ahem....

Queen Galadriel



Sunset





Spiral Staircase


Annoying toilet (you had to pump it 30 times just to flush!!)



Queen's jubilee


Rubik's competition


Fountain at South Bank
































Peckham Wall-me and my friends all wrote messages on it!

 





Six weeks holiday fun




Thanks guys!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

Friday 18 October 2013

My Popularity Speech!

Hey ladies and gentlemen of the world,

So today, I finally got 1000 pageviews!! Yay!! I'm so happy! And to honour this very special day, I have conducted a speech...

I thank all of the people who have read my posts. You are so important to me. I would also like to thank my friend Jess for being there with me when I did my first post. I thank myself for having the idea and I also thank myself for actually continuing this blog. Thank you!

On another note, have you heard about the grandad paradox? It is so cool, so basically, pretend you are a time traveller and you decide to go into the past and kill your grandfather before he gets married (don't know why you would do that, but some people are weird.) That should mean you were never born, but then you wouldn't have been able to kill your grandad. And so on.

Bye, bye.

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.

Wednesday 16 October 2013

Strikes are so 1982!

Hey classmates,

Tomorrow, I have to go to school. If this doesn't make sense to you, you are unlucky. Tomorrow are teacher strikes and everyone is off school except year 10 and 11 because of GCSEs. Sixth form are off and they have A-levels. I want to stay at home and relax, but nooooooo, we have to show we can learn independently. It is so not fair.

Anyway, I have decided to be an optimist. This statement may contradict my last paragraph, but from here on in is happy me!!! I'm so happy! Rainbows, unicorns, sunshine! Except it rained today. Apart from gravity, nothing can keep me down!!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. 2 Quotes of the day: 

If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say, 'In Jesus name, amen'

Tuesday 8 October 2013

I feel like I've wasted my childhood!

Hey!

So today, me and my friend had a heated discussion about Noddy. Yes, Noddy. I was saying that for my whole childhood I thought Noddy was a girl, and my friend was saying he's a boy and I was saying in my heart, Noddy will always be a girl.

Also, the clock in my little sister's last period stopped, so she was in class for an extra half hour. It was so funny. She came home ranting and raving about it. She said it was like having detention. I laughed so hard!!!

Bye Guys!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{

P.S. Quote of the day: Politeness has become so rare that people mistake it for flirtation.

Tuesday 1 October 2013

The List


Hey guys!,

Here is a list of all the things I would love to accomplish in my lifetime. 
'Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans.'

♥ Plan and perform a flashmob
♥ Create a picture entirely from sequins
♥ Jump out of a plane.
♥ Fly around the world
♥ Wear pink or red lipstick
♥ Wear hot pants
♥ Sing in front of an audience
♥ Steer a ship
♥ Do 15 cartwheels in a row
♥ Go to a concert
♥ Paint my face blue
♥ Dye my hair red/pink/purple/grey
♥ Go to every continent on the planet
♥ Have my portrait drawn
♥ Be a member of a studio audience
♥ Throw a bottle with a message out to sea and see if it is answered
♥ Sleep under the stars
♥ Walk the red carpet at a cool event
♥ Get a standing ovation
♥ Go to all 50 US states
♥ Set a world record
♥ Fly in a private jet
♥ Go Zorbing
♥ Kiss the Blarney stone
♥ Say something that becomes an awesome quote
♥ Stand on the equator
♥ Get Blue Peter Badges
♥ Photo bomb 
♥ Carve my name into a tree 
♥ Take pictures underwater 
♥ Pull an all-nighter 
♥ Make ice cream 
♥ Burst into song in a random place at least once 
♥ Watch the sun rise and set 
♥ Do the Gangnam Style dance in public with friends
♥ Go on a zip wire 
♥ Try on really expensive clothes
♥ Leave a note in a really popular library book
♥ Roll down a hill  
♥ Put Mentos in coke
♥ Do the splits
♥ Put a random item in someone’s shopping cart 
♥ Make up a fake name for an entire day 
♥ Take a jumping picture 
♥ Tie Dye a white shirt 
♥ Make a friendship bracelet 
♥ Throw change into a fountain

That's all so far, but I will be sure to add more!

Love, Peace and Snickers xx }|{